Where does this fall on the FTAS? I was having dinner this evening in Berkeley, and look what I found on the menu. What does that mean exactly? Do we even serve free-range organic humans to our cannibals in Berkeley?
Just a thought!
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Food Terror Alert System
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hmm... that's a tough one. i mean, eating a vegetarian would probably be a bit lower on the FTAS than eating, say, a 3-brats-a-day fella. BUT cannibalism has to be in the red zone. maybe eating a vegetarian falls into the pink shade of the spectrum.
and this does bring up another more minor issue: it says "meats and vegetarians"... but wouldn't vegetarians (humans) be considered a meat, also?
only in berkeley would cannibals be concerned with having free-range, organic humans to eat. awesome post, sixpack!
I'm personally impressed that they let you come into whatever tortilla you want to.
holy crap, deetschei, i almost just spit my wine out all over my laptop. ohmygawd, that was hysterical. i didn't even catch that bit on the menu. niiiice. can i vote for that for our quote of the week?
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