As Ben Franklin said, "In WINE there is WISDOM, in BEER there is FREEDOM, in water there is bacteria."In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of watereach day, at the end of the year we would haveabsorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.coli) - bacteria found in feces.In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of POOP.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health!
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuableinformation; I'm doing it as a public service.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Words to live by!!
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This was sent to me by my cousin Scotty, I thought it was worthy of a post as we are and forever will be DRUNK RUNNERS.
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